{"id":44,"date":"2008-04-21T09:03:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-21T08:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=44"},"modified":"2008-04-21T09:03:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T08:03:22","slug":"first-doh-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"First Doh! of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me will testify to the fact that I am not a morning person, even worse on a Monday morning.\u00a0 Today however it is time for the first Doh!\u00a0 When I got up this morning my cell phone was beeping away telling me that the battery was low.\u00a0 Being as I have several unused plugs on desk in the office, so I pick up my charger and put it in my pocket.<\/p>\n<p>When I get to work and plug in the charger, I go to pull out my cell phone and DOH! it is at home beeping it little heart out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who knows me will testify to the fact that I am not a morning person, even worse on a Monday morning.\u00a0 Today however it is time for the first Doh!\u00a0 When I got up this morning my cell phone was beeping away telling me that the battery was low.\u00a0 Being as I have several&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}