{"id":78,"date":"2009-03-20T12:59:55","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T12:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-03-20T12:59:55","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T12:59:55","slug":"what-happens-after-a-few-days-of-warmth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"What happens after a few days of warmth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you will know I live by a river, now while this a lovely in the summer, sitting down there with my WiFi at it&#8217;s absolute maximum range, toes dangling in the water there are some draw backs.<\/p>\n<p>After just 2 days of warmth the flies and midges have hatched and become an almost instant annoyance, luckily I noticed them when I got home from work.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/morecoffee.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/iphone-20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-79\" title=\"iphone-20\" src=\"http:\/\/morecoffee.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/iphone-20.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"666\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The problem is when you open a car door, if your not very careful you sucka dozzen or so of them in.\u00a0 While that fine over night, in the morning while I&#8217;m bombing (not exceeding the speed limit PC Plod)\u00a0 down the motorway there is always one that decides to fly around distracting you.\u00a0 Then when you finally catch the little sod between you hand and the windscreen there is a fly sized blotch right in your ine of site.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you will know I live by a river, now while this a lovely in the summer, sitting down there with my WiFi at it&#8217;s absolute maximum range, toes dangling in the water there are some draw backs. After just 2 days of warmth the flies and midges have hatched and become an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[349,352,715,786,812,913],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-rant","tag-flies","tag-fly","tag-river","tag-spring","tag-sun","tag-wifi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/more-coffee.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}